A safe inside a safe inside a safe. Just to be safe.
Every time I walk past his cage he runs to the front of it and makes demon screeching noises. I hate him.
Me after he makes some weird noise: What the heck was that???
Him: Mitchell! Heck is a bad word!
Me: Heck isn’t a bad word
Him: Yes it is! Heck and motherfucker are bad words!
Hahahahahaha well. I guess he’s right. That sure escalated quickly.