This blog is shit.
Every time I walk past his cage he runs to the front of it and makes demon screeching noises. I hate him.

Every time I walk past his cage he runs to the front of it and makes demon screeching noises. I hate him.

SUNDAY SELFIE!!! XOXOXO

SUNDAY SELFIE!!! XOXOXO

Me after he makes some weird noise: What the heck was that??? 
Him: Mitchell! Heck is a bad word! 
Me: Heck isn’t a bad word 
Him: Yes it is! Heck and motherfucker are bad words!
Hahahahahaha well. I guess he’s right. That sure escalated quickly.

Me after he makes some weird noise: What the heck was that???
Him: Mitchell! Heck is a bad word!
Me: Heck isn’t a bad word
Him: Yes it is! Heck and motherfucker are bad words!

Hahahahahaha well. I guess he’s right. That sure escalated quickly.

w00tw00t

w00tw00t

I’m pretty disappointed that there’s not a Feraligator at Brazos Bend…

I’m pretty disappointed that there’s not a Feraligator at Brazos Bend…

Yay! I found Greninja chilling at the river walk in San Antonio haha

Yay! I found Greninja chilling at the river walk in San Antonio haha

Netflix I love you. Please marry me.

Netflix I love you. Please marry me.

Yay! I finally get to watch it! ]:D}

Yay! I finally get to watch it! ]:D}

This is what I do at work.

This is what I do at work.

I’m doing something bad someone stop me before I get out of control

I’m doing something bad someone stop me before I get out of control