This blog is shit.
A safe inside a safe inside a safe. Just to be safe.

A safe inside a safe inside a safe. Just to be safe.

Working at this court house in Columbus from 1902. It’s so beautiful in here oh my gods.

Working at this court house in Columbus from 1902. It’s so beautiful in here oh my gods.

The longer you stare at it the creepier it gets.

The longer you stare at it the creepier it gets.

Hail Hydra?

Hail Hydra?

So this is the top result that shows up in the middle of typing in Skiltron. Oh.

So this is the top result that shows up in the middle of typing in Skiltron. Oh.

Every time I walk past his cage he runs to the front of it and makes demon screeching noises. I hate him.

Every time I walk past his cage he runs to the front of it and makes demon screeching noises. I hate him.

SUNDAY SELFIE!!! XOXOXO

SUNDAY SELFIE!!! XOXOXO

Me after he makes some weird noise: What the heck was that??? 
Him: Mitchell! Heck is a bad word! 
Me: Heck isn’t a bad word 
Him: Yes it is! Heck and motherfucker are bad words!
Hahahahahaha well. I guess he’s right. That sure escalated quickly.

Me after he makes some weird noise: What the heck was that???
Him: Mitchell! Heck is a bad word!
Me: Heck isn’t a bad word
Him: Yes it is! Heck and motherfucker are bad words!

Hahahahahaha well. I guess he’s right. That sure escalated quickly.

w00tw00t

w00tw00t

I’m pretty disappointed that there’s not a Feraligator at Brazos Bend…

I’m pretty disappointed that there’s not a Feraligator at Brazos Bend…