I have an alarm labeled lasagna and I’m not really sure why.

Google, you make me smile.

I found this awesome hat and it’s pretty metal its got spikes on it and it even has a spikey tail wowie

He was playing cards with my brother and cousin.

He won.

Even in video games I end up stuck in traffic…. Seriously?!

Oh my gods. Borderlands, I love you.

I went to go walk my dog and discovered 3 little kitties on the porch when I got back. Hello litte kitties!

Dat sassy face. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Also the stars aligned and I had enough money to get a beard ring when they were in stock (since I have to keep my beard tied up for work anyways). I feel glorious.

So I’m just sittin’ here, balancing some air when some guy decides to jump off the parking garage across the street. It was pretty brutal.